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A dinner idea in six seconds, dinner on the table in twenty minutes.
MEAT THE CANDIDATE.
A seasoned candidate from first batch, Sausage hails from a small working-class town in Wisconsin. Representing a family of over 100 sausage varieties, Sausage learned to build consensus at an early age. Since 1945, Sausage’s diverse flavor profile has been bringing people of all stars and stripes together across the vast freedom buffet we call America.
WHY SAUSAGE FOR DINNER?
As Sausage gazes across America’s scratch-resistant flooring, beyond the farmhouse sink, Sausage sees a problem: Most Americans already hate coming up with dinner ideas. But the incessant clamor of the midterm election noise makes it even more painful.
2 IN 3
1 IN 3
Americans agree the 2026 midterm elections are going to make politics and news more overwhelming.
Americans were so distracted by current events in the past year, they forgot to come up with an idea for dinner.
Sausage is running for the scrolled out, spammed out, stressed out Americans who are out of dinner ideas. And out of patience. Sausage will put an end to the dinnertime problems exacerbated by $10 billion in rage-baiting political ads.
Source: The Johnsonville National Temperature Check, conducted by The Harris Poll, 2026. Figures as real as this candidacy.
WHY SAUSAGE FOR DINNER?
As Sausage gazes across America’s scratch-resistant flooring, beyond the farmhouse sink, Sausage sees a problem: Most Americans already hate coming up with dinner ideas. But the incessant clamor of the midterm election noise makes it even more painful.
2 IN 3
Americans agree the 2026 midterm elections are going to make politics and news more overwhelming.
1 IN 3
Americans were so distracted by current events in the past year, they forgot to come up with an idea for dinner.
Sausage is running for the scrolled out, spammed out, stressed out Americans who are out of dinner ideas. And out of patience. Sausage will put an end to the dinnertime problems exacerbated by $10 billion in rage-baiting political ads.
Source: The Johnsonville National Temperature Check, conducted by The Harris Poll, 2026. Figures as real as this candidacy.
THE ALL-PORK* PLAN SOLVES AMERICA’S BEEF WITH DINNER.
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57% of Americans wish someone else would decide what they should have for dinner.
THE ALL-PORK PLAN
Have Sausage for Dinner.
Make it in just 3 steps with no recipe.
- 1. SAUSAGE
- 2. CARB
- 3. VEGGIE
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Nearly 80% of Americans believe takeout for dinner is convenient, but way too expensive.
THE ALL-PORK PLAN
Sausage for Dinner costs about 88% less than takeout for dinner.
TAKEOUT FOR DINNER
Avg third-party delivery for a family of four.
SAUSAGE FOR DINNER
Sausage: Johnsonville Andouille, white rice, 2 green peppers.
Heck, Sausage for Dinner costs less than the added fees you’d pay from an uber-expensive delivery service.
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56% of Americans would cook more at home if making dinner required fewer decisions or steps.
THE ALL-PORK PLAN
Sausage is pre-seasoned, eliminating time-sucking (and costly) steps like seasoning and marinating.
*Sausage is an equal-opportunity meat. Try our beef and poultry sausage for dinner, too.
*Data: 84% of Americans agree: My Community could make better use of the $10 billion being spent on political advertising.
Source: The Johnsonville National Temp Check, Conducted By The Harris Poll, 2026
feed America more food.
Sausage’s candidacy is all about kitchen table issues – we believe Americans deserve a delicious meal. Today, more than 48 million Americans deal with food insecurity, which is why we’re proud to support the nonpartisan, nonprofit group Hunger Free America, and its mission to enact the policies and programs needed to end domestic hunger and ensure all Americans have sufficient access to nutritious food. You can join us by donating through the link below. Every dollar donated will go directly to Hunger Free America to support the fight to end hunger.
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Dinner’s on us
Pre-seasoned, non partisan dinner ideas.
Pre-seasoned means the hard part is done. Start with what is already in the kitchen.
PASTA PAIRINGS
Rope sausage and whatever pasta is already in the pantry.
SHEET PAN SUPPERS
One pan, whatever vegetables are in the drawer, twenty minutes.
A SAUSAGE IN
EVERY AIR FRYER
Links in, basket closed, dinner handled.
Sausage for dinner. For America.
THE HEADLINER
ROPE
Ask not what your kielbasa can do for you. Ask what’s in the other brands’ kielbasa. Johnsonville only has 100% premium cuts of beef, or pork. No mixed meats.
THE FAST TRACK
Ground
Mobilize your ground game with versatile, familiar flavors. It saves time, and is leaner than you think, with 80/20 lean to fat ratio.
THE EARLY RISER
BREAKFAST PATTIES
Sandwich-sized patties. Better-than-drive-thru quality for less time and money.
THE CROWD-PLEASER
LINKS
Pre-cooked ease and the taste of game day, any day of the week.
#ICHOOSESAUSAGE
Endorse sausage for dinner and join the social conversation with #IChooseSausage
Dinner decided in six seconds.
On the table in twenty minutes.
Not a real election. A very real dinner. Sausage for Dinner is a parody campaign from Johnsonville® Sausage. No sausages were elected in the making of this website.
Keep It Fun. Keep It Together.
Keep your plates full, keep your tables fuller, and whatever you do, don’t forget to keep it juicy.
